Talk:Night 1 phone call idea./@comment-26302206-20150415025041

Hello? Uh...hello? Uh...welcome to your new spring job, at Derpy Family Diner....we have been dealing with....problems....with the previous night guards. But I don't think you will find the same ones too. But anyways, you will be 100% safe at your new job of happiness.....and being alone for like 6 hours, but, hey you at least have the animatronics to talk your loner problems to. Just stay calm and be safe, oh yeah, the company has a uh...introductory greeting, it is kind of legal, well, ahem. "Hello and welcome to your new spring job, at Derpy's Family Diner. You will be fine at your 5 week job, of happiness and joy! We have 4 main animatronic mascots, were not responsible for death and or injury, we don't have any regards to the previous hearings of the company, and you will be safe for all the 5 days." blah blah blah! I will say, the animatronics, do get a little...quirky at night...for some reasons, we're trying to get our engineers to explain why. They have no real good reason to it, just uh...if you see anyone....or anything... near your door, please make sure to close it as quickly as possible. If you don't see someone...or something, on the cameras, check the door light. I will admit one thing however, you should....close the door as fast as you can. The animatronics here....well...they think people are endoskeletons at night, and well, try to kill, or forcefully stuff you into an animatronic suit. Yea....you can....imagine what...happens inside....to you. But, uh, make sure to look out for Derpy and Drago the most...they are...the only ones to move tonight...for some reason. But this won't be bad! Just...believe, you will be fine. Alright, make sure to check those lights and the cameras....shut the doors if you need to, and...good night!